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I’ll take a pint of McCormick’s please…

April 11, 2011


Oh, how I love the specialness of some people. I’ll admit, I have a huge pet peeve that takes the form of everyone asking for something by half the name.  “Do you have any Boulevard 12 packs?” and “I’ll take a pint of McCormick’s…” take the cake (Boulevard…what?  Of course we stock Boulevard and in […]

Things You Can’t Convince Me…

March 31, 2011


You can’t convince me that Patron is the best Tequila, that Cupcake is a “great” wine, or that your Missouri Under 21 Driver’s License lasts 7 years. This past week I’ve seen so many fake IDs it’s not even funny.  I had one girl in wearing a local high school’s softball jacket (mistake one) hand […]

Goodbye, So Long…Part 2

March 23, 2011


Anyways, my last day went pretty well but I will admit I cried a bit.  I’ve worked with some amazing people over the years and it’s too bad that someone like Enema can make a job I loved so dearly into  a nightmare. Probably the people I’ll miss the most, and will have the hardest […]

Goodbye, So Long…Part 1

March 17, 2011


Tomorrow is my last day where I have to give a damn about what Enema says or implies! I got my transfer and tomorrow is my very last shift ever with Enema as my boss.  I’m FREE! Today I got into the old club email to send out a goodbye to everyone on our mailing […]

My New Blog!

February 13, 2011


Well hello all.  Some of you may know me, some of you may not…but let me be the first (and, well, since it’s likely to be just me, the only) to say welcome! To get down to the basics here…what on earth is The Lush, Certified and what’s it all about???  Well, I’m a writer […]